im oliver and i fucking love sam winchester +
“and if two girls kissing offends u then u need to grow up” laUGhs
watching eurovision, posts will be tagged ollie watches: eurovision so i’d blacklist that if u dont wanna see it
the eurovision is hosted by the woman in pink
i don’t understand
she died in the first episode of sherlock
good news tho the bruise on my tit is almost gone!!! 
IF SOMEONE DOESN’T EXPLAIN WTF WENT DOWN IN DOCTOR WHO TO ME IM GONNA CRY
They used to call the Devil the father of lies. But for someone whose sin is meant to be pride, you’d think that lying would leave something of a sour taste. So my theory is that when the devil wants to get something out of you, he doesn’t lie at all. He tells you the exact, literal truth. And he lets you find your own way to hell.
*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
